|
|
Golden
Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
bulb?
|
|
|
Border
Collie: Just one.
And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
|
|
|
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
|
|
|
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
|
|
|
German
Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
|
|
|
Jack
Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
|
|
|
Old
English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
|
|
|
Cocker
Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
|
|
|
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
bulb."
|
|
|
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
|
|
|
Australian
Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...
|
|
|
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
|
