DOG
PHILOSOPHY
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Dogs
are not our whole
life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger
Caras
 The
reason a dog has
so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
-Anonymous
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 Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful.
-Ann
Landers
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You
can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give
you a look that says, 'Wow,
you're right! I never would've thought of
that!'
- Dave
Barry
 There is
no
psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.
-Ben
Williams
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If you
pick up a starving
dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the
principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark
Twain
 A dog is
the only thing on
earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh
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Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert
A. Heinlein
 The
average dog is a nicer person than the average
person.
-Andy
Rooney
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A dog
teaches a boy
fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before
lying down.
-Robert
Benchley
 We give
dogs time we can
spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in
return, dogs give us their all. It's
the best deal man has ever made.
-M.
Acklam
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My dog
is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
$3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money! -Joe
Weinstein
 I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird
religious cult.
-Rita
Rudner
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If
your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise
-Unknown
 Anybody
who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
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Ever
consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we
come
from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork,
half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne
Tyler
 Dogs
love their friends and
bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund
Freud
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If you
think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
 My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. |